Man. So not only was RAW superb last night, with tons of headline-worthy surprises and stories, but it managed to do it all WITHOUT the help of the Carl’s Jr/Hardee’s Bacon Cheeseburger!*
*srsly tho, where was that burger?
My old favorite thing about that burger was how much people marveled at its ingenious mold-breaking pairing of meat, cheese, and more meat. My new favorite thing about that burger, which was last seen on Smackdown, is that no one on the WWE roster has the ability to get a second one. It’s as if everyone has been allotted one bacon cheeseburger and if it’s somehow ruined, or you’re forced to share it, that’s it. There’s no more for you. Rationing’s tight. These things are limited editions. Only a few are rolling off the assembly line.
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